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The signs and the religion most like them
Aries: Sikhism
Taurus: Islam
Gemini: Mormonism
Cancer: Seventh-Day Adventists
Leo: Atheism
Virgo: Christianity
Libra: Buddhism
Scorpio: Judaism
Sagittarius: Anglicanism
Capricorn: Catholicism
Aquarius: Agnosticism
Pisces: Hinduism
**note, these are not religions the signs follow, because you’re a Virgo doesn’t mean you’re a Christian, (example) its the traits of the religion that best fir the traits of the sign in my opinion
Taurus + The Signs
- Taurus + Aries: "Literally either go away or laugh at my joke you ass."
- Taurus + Taurus: [Laughing]
- Taurus + Gemini: "You're so two-faced I bet Voldemort is living on the back of your head."
- Taurus + Cancer: "Dude, its cool. Lets talk about shit." >Literally makes jokes about everything to make Cancer happy.
- Taurus + Leo: "Can you chill for two seconds?"
- Taurus + Virgo: Study Buddies for life
- Taurus + Libra: [Feels Session Commences in 5, 4, 3, 2...]
- Taurus + Scorpio: Lots of fun and games until Scorpio brings up an iffy topic.
- Taurus + Sagittarius: Lots of laughing and shared morals but also a lot of complaining about each other to others.
- Taurus + Capricorn: "LITERALLY GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY." "WHAT" "SOME DOUCHE STOLE MY DAMN SANDWHICH" [sandwhich flies out of Cap's bag] "Have it."
- Taurus + Aquarius: Netflix and Food Binge Buddies
- Taurus + Pisces: Constantly laughing and sharing passions about totally different things but still being being uber supportive
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
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